midnite on Thu 2nd July 2009 at 08:27

We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the plural of house [...]

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midnite on Tue 23rd December 2008 at 11:14

Back in October, I opened up a “four word” story site to my friends so that we could have a bit of fun contributing four words to a story at the time. Here is the story so far … One day, a man called Marmaduke Lord Princley was walking down the side of the road [...]

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midnite on Mon 22nd December 2008 at 01:19

SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Feet warm and wet. Improper bladder control. Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. Drink unusually pale and tasteless. Glass empty. Get someone to buy you another drink. Opposite wall covered [...]

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midnite on Tue 15th July 2008 at 08:42

This is a ceiling mural in a smoker’s lounge.

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midnite on Tue 5th February 2008 at 21:36

I received this email a few weeks ago and it just clicked with me … enjoy … The Guys’ Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys’ side of the story. (I must admit, it’s pretty good). We always hear “the rules” from the female point [...]

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midnite on Fri 1st February 2008 at 21:30

The following funny comes from my “Duh: More of the Dumbest Things Ever Said or Done” calendar. I thought I’d share this as it tickled me Movie comedian Jerry Lewis grew up in the kind of family that produces comics or madmen. When he was a kid, Jerry asked his father to take him to [...]

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