THE STORY OF CINDERELLA AND HER SUGLY ISTERS.

Cinders and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Cinders worked very hard,frubbing scloors,weaning clindows,emptying poss pits and shivelling shut. By the end of the day she was nucking fackered. Her sugly isters were fight cucking runts. They did no wucking fork and had no wucking furries.They were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other Betty Swollocks. They were always pucking fissed. The two sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball. Cinderella was ducking fisgusted when the cotton runts would not let her go.

Buttons worked with Cinderella. He was gifted with nuge hackers and had a shairy hihhole. He was also a candy runt, and was forever diving into Cinders hubic pairs.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang and a Gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Sherry Tighthouse. She was a light rucking fesbian with a carge lairy hunt and tairy hits. She turned a pumpkin and six might wice into a hucking cuge farriage, pulled by six dandy ronkeys with buge hollocks; Cinders was amazed. "Miste all crucking fighty!!!" she said The gairy fodmother told cinderella to be back by midnight or they would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball Cinderella was dancing with the pransome hince. The music was played by a band called 'Sid Sift and the Siffling Seven'. They were gucking food but too nucking foisey. It was that drucking fummer - what a rocking fackett. The cabaret was hucking fopeless. When he blew his trucking fumpet, he was bucking frilliant, but he's suxh a big headed banky wastard. Cinderella wished he'd stick his trumpet up his ucking farsehole. Suddenly the clock struck twelve. Cinderella pucking fanicked and ran out of the ballroom,tripping barse over ollocks and dropping her glass slipper. The next day the pransom hince came knocking on Cinderella's door. The sugly isters let him in and Betty Swollocks let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" said the pransome hince. "Blame that forrible hucker over there," replied Buttons pointing at Betty Swollocks.

So the pransome hince whiped his swork pord and hopped off her lead. At this Cinders leapt at the prancome hince and thrust her pongue down his tants. Needless to say they lived happily ever after and the pransome hince was forever nucking fackered.

THE END